The most logical argument I’ve ever seen a hero use.
woah there brony friendzoni
I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
Night Vale Inspires — Series 10. I think the series as a whole is really evolving and growing. Thank you for sticking with me all this time. ♥
how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like
"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”
oh you’re watching pacific rim? i love that movie, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all of the pacific
if you had to drop out of a class you are not a failure
if you had to take time off school you are not a failure
if you had to leave school for good you are not a failure
your worth is not determined by academia and this goes doubly so for disabled people and others for whom school is set against them
got this snapchat from my friend in japan
fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all
this is furikake (rice flavoring)….
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER