mamalaz:

The most logical argument I’ve ever seen a hero use.

mamalaz:

The most logical argument I’ve ever seen a hero use.


(Source: stunningpicture)


maybe straight white boys wouldnt be so bad at texting if girls werent such bitches.
Anonymous

klefable:

woah there brony friendzoni


mr-leach:

I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage


(Source: e-r-w-i-n)


neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"


The sun never sets on the British Empire because God doesn’t trust the British in the dark.

My extremely angry history teacher, quoting his extremely angry grandfather. 

(via greygreenwolf)


zenamiarts:

Night Vale Inspires — Series 10. I think the series as a whole is really evolving and growing. Thank you for sticking with me all this time. ♥

Previous installments: [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]


British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.
Me: Chill

felixdawkins:

how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like

"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”


the11supernovas:

oh you’re watching pacific rim? i love that movie, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all of the pacific


silversarcasm:

if you had to drop out of a class you are not a failure

if you had to take time off school you are not a failure

if you had to leave school for good you are not a failure

your worth is not determined by academia and this goes doubly so for disabled people and others for whom school is set against them


langleav:

wow that is the biggest cat I have ever seen

langleav:

wow that is the biggest cat I have ever seen

(Source: georgetakei)


ghostoat:

quil-ava:

uxxxie:

got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all

this is furikake (rice flavoring)….

ghostoat:

quil-ava:

uxxxie:

got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all

this is furikake (rice flavoring)….


overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER